February and the Urban Dictionary

This month I've been thanking God profusely for the lack of a Utah Snowpocalypse. Laughed at that one mom going around using her redneck teleprompter and even harder at Colbert saying she was a fucking idiot. I'm looking forward to avoiding the mondaze tomorrow, 3day weekend w00t. Nothing so complicated I've found myself wanting to use the It's Complicated relationship option. Haven't noticed any slurring of texts, but I usually just turn my phone of if altered states are about to be encountered. Spent time urbaning for fun when I should have been writing descriptively for my education. I've personally avoided vaguebooking as constant, but notice it in others. A pretty much perpetual usage of evasive mumbling as I fear conversations as a rule. And a pretty constant disgruntled feeling caused by rampant Street Creeps spending the nations dimes on superfluous shit that I want for my own self.

Epic

I almost cried

Douchebags With Icecream

We saw some douchebags on the street the other day so we took pictures of them with their Ice Cream. Why would Ice Cream go with such douchebags?

Kongregate, umm, it's spelled Congregate

Social web gaming site. Wow. So much fun. I've spent so much time playing Areas, and ZunderFury. If you get a chance I can highly recommend the experience. In other news, I'm building a PC and it's getting near the completion stage. So... yup...

This Japanese Giant Hornet will kill anything. It's eating a bee in this picture. The photgrapher actually requested that the hornet sit still and comb it's hair but the hornet was all 'No way man! I'm gonna be eating a fucking bee alive in this picture!'.

It spits acid in your eyes, and then the acid, it turns out, is also a pheromone and the pheromone gets the angry fucker all hot and bothered and more furious. This thing not only kills you, it goes after your family and everyone you ever loved. Your bank accounts, depleted. Your home, burned to the ground.

Your faith in God's grand and magnificent plan, shattered.

I watched a video of 30 of these hornets taking out 30,000 bees. And after they'd literally ripped the heads off every man and woman bee in the hive, they stepped over the corpses to the precious honey, gorged themselves then scooped up all the little baby bee larvae, and took it home to feed to their kids. That's some hardcore moding.

No one on earth is cooler than this kid. I think he looks like a slight douche, but no where near as big a douche as the newscaster is a big bitch. plus he looks like how I imagine Jesus would look if Jesus were real. Jesus would throw huge ass parties and wear famous glasses and not take shit from lame newscasters.


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